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Single-use bags are easy to spoof since they're such a bad idea. The Bag Monster™ feature 500 bags; the average number of plastic bags an American uses yearly.

Bag Monsters Face Off with Humanity in California
/ June 13, 2014 7:24 am

Bag Monsters Face Off with Humanity in California

As SB270, the proposed California law that would effectively change the question at check out from "Paper or Plastic" to "Do you need a Bag" has the Bag Monsters and their Powerful Industry Lobby desperately trying to convince humanity that single-use plastic is good for the environment! Read more to see how showed up

ABC News: Search for Malaysian Aircraft Unveils Need for Marine Pollution Awareness
/ March 31, 2014 8:47 am

ABC News: Search for Malaysian Aircraft Unveils Need for Marine Pollution Awareness

    Deepest sympathies to those who have lost loved ones due to the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370. It is a scary notion that something so large, holding such precious cargo, could disappear to the point that we have to conduct multiple extensive searches.   In another light, this disruptive and tragic event has indirectly brought awareness to the

Spring Cleaning in California…
/ March 12, 2014 1:34 pm

Spring Cleaning in California…

Apparently, not all Californians want this kind of view from their backyard. According to  Clean Water Action, Surfrider, and Californians Against Waste, 72 bag ban ordinances that cover 100 jurisdictions in California are now officially in place. Why don’t humans want Bag Monsters lurking under their kitchen sinks and in their closets? Is it because we smell bad? Or possibly because we are

The Battle for California Continues #SB270
/ February 3, 2014 1:55 pm

The Battle for California Continues #SB270

What is the status of the statewide ban on single-use plastic bags anyway? Yaarrg, let me give you an update. Los Angeles County Supervisor Gloria Molina has been putting forth extensive effort over the years to try and get the California State bag ban bill to pass. She believes the facts and often makes statements explaining the extensive damage single-use

My Hometown – The Pacific Garbage Patch
/ January 24, 2014 4:52 pm

My Hometown – The Pacific Garbage Patch

Hey, humans. I just wanted to tell you all a little about my hometown, the Pacific Garbage Patch. As some of you may know, the Pacific Garbage Patch is a sovereign state. It is not governed by any nation. The citizens of PGP, also known as the Garpatchy people, are a unique blend of inhabitants. Some of us are from