DIARY ENTRY 2: Bag Monster is Taking Over

Posted by — August 16, 2010 3:00 pm

Dear Diary,
I find that as I wear the Bag Monster costume, the Bag Monster starts to take over. It is as if I am having an outer body experience, as I am conscious of his antics and abuse of wildlife for a while, but unfortunately and increasingly I am losing consciousness. I am worried! This morning I woke up in a drainage ditch in Seattle Washington with no recollection of how I got there! It took me an hour to clean up the mess the monster left in the ditch. I took a look at the video footage and it seems the police kicked the Bag Monster out of Portland and the entire state of Oregon.

Signed, Andy Keller

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